Pigskin Prognosications, Week Thirteen

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Time to eat, so this'll be short and, uh, probably just short.

Titans 34, Lions 9 - Tennessee will knock the stuffing out of the Lions. Sorry. Had to say it.

Cowboys 31, Seahawks 10 - Dallas is dangerous again.

Cardinals 27, Eagles 17 - Philadelphia's dangerous now, too--to themselves, that is.

Bills 20, 49ers 14 - Which Trent Edwards will show up? Last week's, or the one from the week before? Probably, a bit of both.

Ravens 24, Bengals 10 - Baltimore's Joe Flacco is finally giving Baltimore something it has never had: an offense.

Buccaneers 28, Saints 20 - The Bucs will force Brees to bobble the ball, and the Bucs will gobble it up.

Giants 20, Redskins 13 - Giants will forget about the turkey; they'll eat clock instead, more than Washington will.

Dolphins 29, Rams 10 - Pennington and Brown will sleep restfully after they finish their veal by the time the first half is over.

Colts 21, Browns 6 - Cleveland's offense needs to be put back in the oven.

Packers17, Panthers 14 - Should be a good game. That's all I got. Forgive me; it's late.

Falcons 24, Chargers 23 - Fate laughs at San Diego, you know?

Jets 34, Broncos 13 - I feel pity for Jay Cutler.

Patriots 13, Steelers 10 - Steelers can't run anymore, and this week they're minus two corners.

Chiefs 19, Raiders 18 - C'mon, Kansas City, I'm rootin' for ya'! Thigpen's developed too well to have this many losses in one season.

Bears 21, Vikings 17 - Looking forward to this one, as both teams have their important players all healthy. Orton's a better QB than Frerotte is, so I'll give Chicago the nod.

Texans 24, Jaguars 12 - Does Jacksonville care anymore?