Sunday, March 30, 2008

Look What the Cat Dragged In

Well, look what the cat dragged in! It's Poison drummer Rikki Rockett (note the similarity to the picture of the wombat below). You know why the cat dragged him in? He's on the lam, wanted for the rape of a woman at the casiner here in Philadelphia. Story follows:

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/rockett-angeles-mississippi-2007789-county-district

And he'll be/at the drive-in/at the Silver Star....

Wombat Love

As it seems that Captain and Tenille and their meek muskrats just aren't hardcore anymore...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080328/od_afp/nzealandwombatoffbeat_080328021942

"A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he had been raped by a wombat and the experience had caused him to start speaking 'Australian'....

Prosecutors said alcohol played a large part in [the Kiwi man's] life...."

Really? You think?