Wednesday, December 31, 2008
The 333 Best Pop Songs of the 2000s: #211
It's New Year's Eve, people! Get out there and party like it's 2009! Shake your tailfeather and move your feet! If you've got no place to go, just head on down the block, 'cause I'm the DJ tonight, and I'm playing this song.
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
The 333 Best Pop Songs of the 2000s: #212
His friends and family brought lawyers, guns, and money, 'cause the shit had hit the fan, but it couldn't keep lung cancer from taking the Excitable Boy, the Werewolf of London, the satirical singer, always just this side of cynical, from us in 2003. This recording, from Zevon's last album, is his plea for all of us who loved him or his music. It lets us know--as if we didn't already--that he was a sentimental fool at heart, as are we all. But we all couldn't rock so righteously--and with such wit and honesty--as he.
Rest in peace, Mr. Zevon. We'll keep you right here.
Monday, December 29, 2008
The 333 Best Pop Songs of the 2000s: #213
Singing an old Fats Domino song, transforming the New Orleans R&B/blues shuffle to a country/folk back-porch sway, Strummer--co-founder & lead singer of the Clash, one of the best bands rock and roll (or punk) has ever produced--sounds meditative, yet loose and hopeful, on what's essentially a demo that his then band (and they're great, here), the Mescaleros, put to disc posthumously, as Strummer died of a congenital heart defect in December of 2002.
Strummer's death was no more tragic than anyone else's nor more heartbreaking, but the timeliness of it--dying not too long after he recorded this take--makes this record all the more prescient and harrowing. Of course, Strummer didn't know, but you wouldn't know that from listening to this record, 'cause even though he sounds (fairly) upbeat, the Mescaleros play as if they knew, 'cause this is the best they ever sounded, their playing so empathic, sounding like The Band at their best, which is, pretty much, as great as any rock band ever...even the Clash.
Rest in peace, Mr. Strummer. Hope you got a chance to do everything you wanted, 'cause London's calling you now.
Pigskin Prognostications: Wild-Card Weekend
Falcons 30, Cardinals 20 - You know, if Arizona had any semblance of a running game, they could win this one, 'cause Atlanta can't stop the run well.
Colts 34, Chargers 17 - I believe San Diego is going to find that Indianapolis's pass rushers are much better than any they've face these past four weeks.
Ravens 17, Dolphins 14 - Baltimore's going to be favored pretty highly, and I'm picking them, too, but I'm picking them because Flacco's the real deal, and his receivers have improved much throughout the year, not because of their vaunted defense (which, it should be said, should be vaunted). Miami's faced--and defeated--tough defenses this season. They keep things close: they run the ball well, and they play ball control, and they don't allow teams to notch big plays. Baltimore does, too, though, and their running game--and their D--has been better than Miami's throughout the season.
Eagles 20, Vikings 10 - I think Tavaris Jackson will have a much tougher go of it than McNabb will. Much tougher. However...the Eagles don't have the toughest run defense in the league, and Minnesota sports the league's best runner, so, I think the Vikings will keep it close for awhile.
Fifth Down, Week Seventeen
Falcons 31, Rams 13 - Win. Atlanta's playing for a first-round bye, and St. Louis is playing for their coach's job. Motivation for both is almost equal. Talent, of course, is not. Actual score: Falcons 31, Rams 27.
Patriots 34, Bills 16 - Win. The past five weeks, New England has looked like it did during the regular season last year, and--with a playoff spot on the line--I expect no different this week. Though I had no idea the winds would swirl on the field at 50 m.p.h. Actual score: Patriots 13, Bills 0.
Chiefs 28, Bengals 17 - Loss. KC might blow another close one, but I really admire their quarterback, so here's hoping...AND that shutout Cincinnatti took from Cleveland was one taken from an offensively-anemic team with a fourth-round QB starting. From what I saw of the game, Cincinnatti's D and their running game looked, uh, good! Actual score: Bengals 16, Chiefs 6.
Bears 17, Texans 10 - Loss. I give this one to Chicago based on motivation, because with Houston--especially after last week's whodathunkit loss to Oakland--it all depends on...man, I don't know. Looks like Houston's for real, as is Oakland (see below). Actual score: Texans 31, Bears 24.
Vikings 20, Giants 18- Win. New York will rest Brandon Jacobs and--after the first quarter--most of their starters. I came this close to nailing this one on the head. Actual score: Vikings 20, Giants 19.
Panthers 35, Saints 28 - Win. The Panthers are still trying to secure that first-round bye and not drop from second seed to fifth seed, but Brees is only 402 yards away from Marino's passing yards record, so this one should be good. It was good...if you don't mind watching offensive (meaning the defenses were offensive) scoring fests. Actual score: Panthers 33, Saints 31.
Steelers 21, Browns 0 - Win. The Steelers will probably rest prominent starters after the first half (or first quarter), but even then.... They didn't rest Ben Roethlisberger soon enough (concussion), but it didn't really matter. Savage is gone, and Crennell soon will be. Actual score: Steelers 31, Browns 0.
Buccaneers 24 , Raiders 10 - Loss. Is JaMarcus Russell finally starting to bloom? Maybe so, but I believe the Bucs--hoping for a playoff berth--will stunt his growth this week. Russell's finally playing near his potential, and the Raiders have hope for next year. Actual score: Raiders 31, Buccaneers 24.
Titans 19 , Colts 17 - Loss. They'll both rest starters early, so this will essentially be like a pre-season game, and Tennessee's deeper on D than Indianapolis is, therefore.... I was completely wrong about depth, but not wrong about Tennessee resting their starting QB early, which is what led to this loss: Vince Young was terrible. Actual score: Colts 23, Titans 0.
Lions 17, Packers 16 = Loss. I think Green Bay will win, but I'm not betting any money on any of my picks, so here's hoping that Detroit will avoid the biggest one-season donut in the history of the NFL. Sad. Truly sad. Marinelli's gone. He's gotta go. Not the worse team ever, though. Again, did anyone ever watch the '80 Saints? Actual score: Packers 31, Lions 21.
Ravens 20, Jaguars 10 - Win. Baltimore's fighting for a playoff spot, and Jacksonville's had some internal goings-on this week. Wow, Flacco looked great! Actual score: Ravens 27, Jaguars 7.
Cardinals 27, Seahawks 20 - Win. Yeah, Seattle's been playing great lately, and this is Mike Holmgren's last game, but I just don't believe Kurt Warner and the Birds will lay yet another stinker the week before they host their first playoff game in over forty years. Actual score: Cardinals 34, Seahawks 21.
Redskins 17, 49ers 13 - Loss. If last week's Washington team--and specifically their defense--shows up, this one's theirs. If not, then with the way Samurai Mike has his team primed, it could turn the other way. Actual score: 49ers: 27, Redskins 24.
Dolphins 19, Jets 18 - Win. I'm pulling for Pennington. I guess Farve had to have one more season in which he choked at the end and cost his team dearly. Actual score: Dolphins 24, Jets 17.
Cowboys 27, Eagles 24 - Loss. DeMarcus Ware may not set the single-season sack record in this one (for surely he'll be at least double-teamed), but with enough O-line devoted to him, the Eagles...nah. They won't have a prayer if they pass all day. Their only hope is to run right at Ware, and we all know how much Andy Reid likes to run. I was so completely wrong on this one. Romo was terrible. Awful. Stank. Stunk. I loved it. Actual score: Eagles 44, Cowboys 6.
Chargers 30, Broncos 23 - Win. Rivers has been playing the best ball of his career these past five weeks, and his best ball is as good as anyone else's this season. Actual score: Chargers 52, Broncos 21.
Record this week: 9-7
Record this year: 160-94
Percentage: 58.8%
Average record per week: 9.4 - 5.5 (yeah, I know...I forgot to call two games this year)
Summary: I might have made the playoffs, depending on which division I was in.
Fantasy Football summary: I finished fifth in the league. No trophy. I'll have to hand it over to Scott Hines in September. Bummer.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
The Twelve Days of Classic Comic Covers, Day Twelve
The inevitability of death and maxim/cliché of "life goes on" struck me cold in the summer before first grade when I saw this cover. I knew what death was, but--up until that point--hadn't known anybody that had died; in fact, I'd never even been to a funeral before. This cover, though, stuck with me, and for the next several years, whenever my mother would warn me not to do something 'cause I might break my neck and die, my mind flashed back to this cover, and I was always stilled, 'cause I knew that I was to die some day, and that when I did, the world would continue spinning madly on, and that people would press forward with their lives, and I that, of course, would not.
When these motherly admonitions occurred, I'd soon fish out this comic (still got it, too), and I'd notice how the new members of the Doom Patrol (if their name didn't spell out their fate, then the lettering of the word Doom on the cover certainly did) were huddled together behind the grave, impatient, ready for the new Robotman (well, at least a new Robotman frame) to dump the old on so that they could move on. That's what life and death is like, I thought.
Other times, I'd return to this cover, and I'd notice that the eyes of the original Robotman weren't quite lifeless--not like the cold, uncaring, inhuman slits of the the new shell; no, they were far from it. Those eyes display intense sorrow and grief. And the mouth--upside down as it is, it's a grimace (though, conversely and almost perversely, if you turn the comic upside down, then the grimace turns into a grin), further conveying not just the tragedy of the immediate situation, but the tragedy of life itself. What's a fate worse than death? One in which death is not final, one in which death is so much worse than life. On top of that, nobody really cares. Just look at the new Robotman's eyeslits.
Once I realized the ramifications of what stood behind that gaze, I stood numbstruck, and ever since, I've been a fatalistic fellow. Revelations marked the majority of my non-comic, non-required reading time for most of the first and second and third grades. I'd ask my parents question after question concerning doomsday, but their answers were either falsely (to me) optimistic or noncommittal. I was sure I was damned, ripe for the picking, and so I attended church and read my Bible and prayed as much as an elementary-school student could, and in ninth grade, a very close friend died, in a car wreck, killed by a drunk driver, and as I was at his funeral, I looked at the stoic gazes all around, and noticed how everyone just seemed to chitter-chat once my friend's body was committed to the earth, and they seemed to resume normal activity, and I thought about the new Doom Patrol, and their gaze, and I was sure then--as I'd felt since I first saw this when I was six-and-a-half--that the artist was a prophet of doom, and that somehow--somehow--I was at fault.
I returned home from the funeral, went to my room, and I pulled out this comic, and Cliff Steele's eyes were pleading with me, yet there was nothing I could do. I had sinned, and my friend had paid for it, and Robotman was damning me...but it didn't matter anyway, for Reagan was in his last term, and he was sure to cause worldwide nuclear destruction before he last office, just as many of my fellow churchgoers had predicted and prayed for (and I was a Methodist!), and so I decided to put away my comics for good since we all were doomed anyway; no joy could come from reading a comic for those eyes would always bore back at me no matter who drew the comic I looked at. Comic books were too adult, too depressing, so I put them away forever, so I that I could delve into much more lighthearted and life-affirming material: Marlowe, Hawthorne, Poe, and Dostoevsky. Those authors, to me, got it. They knew, too, that we were all doomed anyway, so why not have a little fun? This Jim Aparo guy...looked death straight in her gloomy eyes and did not flinch.
The Twelve Days of Classic Comic Covers, Day Eleven
Preceded by a comic in which I truly believed that Batman could die (the splash page showed Batman, chained to a wall, with the Skull Duggers skull ray--from a cube--boring into his head, and Batman looked like he was in the worst torment ever), this one--by my Batman artist--promised that the Batman would die. And I believed it. It scared me. Not in the nightmare kind-of way; no, more so in the shaken-to-my-core kind-of way. Plus, Batman would, according to the cover, not R.I.P. He, like Carrie White, would burn in Hell. And that frightened me, too, for I was a big believer in Hell, and if the Batman were to go there--and he was a hero--then what hope would I have? Philosophically, this one--and my number one pick--changed my view of life.
The Twelve Days of Classic Comic Covers, Day Ten
I believe its iconic value speaks for itself, as does Infantino's fantastic design (what perspective!), but the reason I place this one this high is because for thirty years this was my holy grail, the one comic I wanted so badly but could not find. This comic sparked the only time I searched multiple comic book outlets for weeks on end trying to find one book. And I never found it. Not during my childhood, anyway. I did, though, finally procure myself a copy two years ago. And I've never read it. Stupid, yeah, but I'm afraid reading it would only disappoint what for thirty years was in my mind the end-all and beat-all of all comic books.
The Twelve Days of Classic Comic Covers, Day Nine
As I stated before, John Byrne was my favorite artist when I was a child. His work--though undoubtedly at least partially dictated by script/storyline--always contained elements of the tragic, of those fighting forces they cannot fully overcome, and this tragic motif, combined with Byrne's style of Adams-like realism mixed with Kirby/Kane-type dramatics, clicked with me on a personal level (which I'll delve into with my top two choices), and nothing clicked so much as did this cover.
Also, as I have mentioned, I lost 90% of my comics collection to silverfish. This one, however, I did not lose. This one, I kept in my room. I never stored it away with the rest of the comics because, to me, this one was special. Of course, the high regard I held for this comic wasn't solely based on cover appeal nor solely on Byrne's artwork. This story, to me, was--comics or not--the most realistic story I had read up into that point, and it reflected my own piss-and-vinegar view of the world. Yes, I thought, someone finally got it right. This is the way the world will end: tragically. Yet, there on the cover, is not a picture of Jean Grey dead...or dying...or a hand laid out with a cuff nearby...nor an all-black cover. Nope. The cover shows Jean Grey, along with one of two of my childhood heroes, fighting the end that she brought on herself. She did not go gently unto that goodnight, even though she knew the goodnight was sure to come. Philosophically, this cover (along with the story inside) rang truer to me (then) than any comic cover has since.
The Twelve Days of Classic Comic Covers, Day Eight
Six years before he would break new ground with his singular style on the title (as well as the text of the title itself) in issue #337, Walt Simonson drew this doozy of a cover, with the Loki looming over the image of a embattled thunder god, apparently about to be snatched and eaten by the scariest googly-eyed frost giant I've ever seen. Simonson's impressive design skills were already at work here, using the speed lines from Mjolnir to separate Loki from his brother's battle (though I wonder what Simonson was thinking in using those computer-like backgrounds...maybe a tribute to Kirby, possibly). Sinnot's inks here keeps the cover rooted in the Marvel house style, and his lines are strong.
This one gave me the willies, as that frost giant looked very similar to a great uncle of mine whom I'd only see on occasion, always hovering over the potato salad with his cane at the ready.
The Twelve Days of Classic Comic Covers, Day Seven
I first learned babies came from in the first grade (on the same day I discovered the true identity of Santa Claus, too). I understood the physics behind the male/female union, but I never understood the motivation. "Ick," I remember thinking. Later that year, I saw this cover, and everything made perfect sense. Spider-Woman's costume design has always been a provocative one, as the piping in the front accentuates the positives, but never have her assets been on a more, uh, selective display as they are, as the ropes not only bind her, they also...well...just look. William Moulton Marston would have been so proud.
The Twelve Days of Classic Comic Covers, Day Six
I now give you a cover that frightened me so badly that not only did it haunt my dreams for years (and I'm not exaggerating), but it also scared me so that I couldn't buy it. Heck, I couldn't even flip it open. I never touched it (though I did finally buy it a few years back). I just saw it there in the rack, and I froze, transfixed. Wrightson--whose work I've come to adore--nails it oh so simply, with that outreaching arm inviting horrors unimaginable inside that gourd. And the complete black background commanded the eye to the center image, demanding you stare into the abyss. John Carpenter--eat your heart out.
The Twelve Days of Classic Comic Covers, Day Five
Growing up, I had two favorite comic artists: John Byrne and everyone else. Near the top among the latter, though, was George Perez. I knew that I'd have to pick a Perez for this list, but I've seen other Perez covers that--from an artistic perspective--I think are better than this one. BUT--I also wanted to have a cover that depicted a large conglomeration of heroes, and though I had several shortlisted (and some I think are better than this one), this is the one that combined Perez (with the great Terry Austin) with the large group shot (which is what he's famed for, anyway). There's also the thrill--especially when I first saw it in the spinner rack--of wondering whom the seven would be. I remember taking it to my grandmother's house, and just staring, wondering whom I'd pick. Sometimes, I still do.
The Twelve Days of Classic Comic Covers, Day Four
I was a stupid kid (and my IQ ain't risen since then, either). Anyone of you remember Zips sneakers? If so, remember the commercial? I do. I believed that if my parents bought me some Zips, that I could run as fast as those kids on that commercial, as fast as, say, the Flash.
I also believed that if I stuck my finger to the ground,
I could not only eliminate the Flash (should he ever come running 'round the corner), but anyone else, too. And I tried. It didn't work on my little sister, and it didn't work on my mom when she came running after me when I drove my bicycle too far down the sidewalk near a busy street. I stopped opposite Conn's Mini-Mart, and I kept touching my finger to the ground, but she kept coming (though once I got off my bike, she had stopped running, so I thought at the time that maybe it partially worked).
After a whooping of the tail, I went back inside and studied the cover again, to see if I'd perhaps used the wrong technique. I studied the Ernie Chan (pencils and inks) cover over and over, my wee brain awed by the stunned Flash--all in red, outlined in white and then yellow, against a stark black background--separated from the woman from the Electric Gang by the division between black background and grey stone wall. Best of all wasn't the lady's ghostlike silhouette, but her arm thrust into the foreground, the contrast giving the arm a lifelike dimension, so much so that I was positive a real person could truly eliminate the Flash...though eliminating my mother was a different story.
The Twelve Days of Classic Comic Covers, Day Three
What's more evil than Nazis? Why, Nazi gorillas, of course! I had to have a primate pick on my list, and I was tempted to go with Bernard Baily's bizarre Gorilla Witch from Strange Adventures # 186, but I didn't want to step outside the silly parameters I set for myself (only including covers that grabbed me when comics first grabbed me), and this one's a much more powerful piece, anyway.
Starlin uses his compositional design style well, what with the top areas of white to set off the overhanging Nazi flag, and the five Primate Platoon soldiers (wonderfully colored, too, as the light blue provides a stark contrast with the red swastikas and the dark fur) replicate the center and the five points of the flag. And those suckers look fierce, too. This one pounced on me from the moment I walked into the store (as the spinner rack was only about five feet from the door), and it still won't get its damned dirty ape paws off me.
The Twelve Days of Classic Comic Covers, Day Two
I chose this cover not so much because I loved Scooby Doo (though I did), but because of the ghostly Native American chief pictured, and I'll tell you why this one caught my eye. My parents' friends lived a few houses down from my grandmother, and they had a son--Jay--near my age. One weekend, I walked down to Jay's house, and he wanted to play cowboys and Indians. Sounded fine with me. He handed me a pair of guns, a holster, and a hat, and he put the same on himself. I asked him who was going to play the Indian, and he told me that he knew a [I]real[/I] Indian. I wasn't that amazed, because I had seen plenty of real Indians, as my father (then) worked for the Mississippi Band of Choctaw Indians.
Well, we went into his back yard, crossed over the fence, and there--on top of a nearby hill--was an Indian boy, in full regalia: face paint, feathers, the works. And he had a bow and arrow. And he was aiming at us. And he didn't move. Jay called out to him (though I don't remember what he said), and the boy didn't move. I asked Jay why he wasn't moving, and Jay said he didn't know. Jay called out to him one more time, and he still didn't move. Jay said something along the lines of "I guess he doesn't want to play. Let's go back." We did. But I chanced a look back right before we walked out of sight, and the boy was still there, only he had pivoted to where he was still pointing the arrow at us. At me!
Gave me nightmares for years. Seeing this cover in the spinner rack (and, of course, I've still got the comic) a few weeks/months later scared me still (at least for a few seconds). A still get a case of the willies if I stare at it too long.
The Twelve Days of Classic Comic Covers, Day One
Day 1: Nostalgia will be the colorist on all my covers, as I travel back to the spinner rack at Conn's Mini-Mart just half-a-block up from my grandparents' house. My aunt would take me there every Saturday, and I could buy just about anything I wanted. I stayed with my grandparents every weekend, and they didn't have much money, but there was always enough for me to buy comics. They (the comics) made me happy, and they kept me from bugging my relatives. So, with that said, my list is comprised of my personal favorites, regardless of whether or not any artistic merit could be lauded on the covers; I picked the ones that made me shout "Whee!" or "Oh my God!" on the inside when I first saw them on the rack.
With that disclaimer (which I think may be needed for this first pick, and maybe the second one, too), I give you:
The New Krofft Supershow #1 (1978)
Sure, the cover bears no drawing or inking, but those snapshots of Wildboy and Cindy (from the Bigfoot and Wildboy segment), the wildy-rockin' Dr. Kool and the Kongs (who--along with my dad and KISS--were my inspirations to become a musician), the cooler-than-Speedy talking-car Wonderbug, and the magical genie Mongo made my little heart a'flutter with joy, as I knew the comic had to be as exciting as the show. Right? Right?
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Pigskin Prognostications, Week Seventeen
Falcons 31, Rams 13 - Atlanta's playing for a first-round bye, and St. Louis is playing for their coach's job. Motivation for both is almost equal. Talent, of course, is not.
Patriots 34, Bills 16 - The past five weeks, New England has looked like it did during the regular season last year, and--with a playoff spot on the line--I expect no different this week.
Chiefs 28, Bengals 17 - KC might blow another close one, but I really admire their quarterback, so here's hoping...AND that shutout Cincinnatti took from Cleveland was one taken from an offensively-anemic team with a fourth-round QB starting.
Bears 17, Texans 10 - I give this one to Chicago based on motivation, because with Houston--especially after last week's whodathunkit loss to Oakland--it all depends on...man, I don't know.
Vikings 20, Giants 18- New York will rest Brandon Jacobs and--after the first quarter--most of their starters.
Panthers 35, Saints 28 - The Panthers are still trying to secure that first-round bye and not drop from second seed to fifth seed, but Brees is only 402 yards away from Marino's passing yards record, so this one should be good.
Steelers 21, Browns 0 - The Steelers will probably rest prominent starters after the first half (or first quarter), but even then....
Buccaneers 24 , Raiders 10 - Is JaMarcus Russell finally starting to bloom? Maybe so, but I believe the Bucs--hoping for a playoff berth--will stunt his growth this week.
Titans 19 , Colts 17 - They'll both rest starters early, so this will essentially be like a pre-season game, and Tennessee's deeper on D than Indianapolis is, therefore....
Lions 17, Packers 16 = I think Green Bay will win, but I'm not betting any money on any of my picks, so here's hoping that Detroit will avoid the biggest one-season donut in the history of the NFL.
Ravens 20, Jaguars 10 - Baltimore's fighting for a playoff spot, and Jacksonville's had some internal goings-on this week.
Cardinals 27, Seahawks 20 - Yeah, Seattle's been playing great lately, and this is Mike Holmgren's last game, but I just don't believe Kurt Warner and the Birds will lay yet another stinker the week before they host their first playoff game in over forty years.
Redskins 17, 49ers 13 - If last week's Washington team--and specifically their defense--shows up, this one's theirs. If not, then with the way Samurai Mike has his team primed, it could turn the other way.
Dolphins 19, Jets 18 - I'm pulling for Pennington.
Cowboys 27, Eagles 24 - DeMarcus Ware may not set the single-season sack record in this one (for surely he'll be at least double-teamed), but with enough O-line devoted to him, the Eagles...nah. They won't have a prayer if they pass all day. Their only hope is to run right at Ware, and we all know how much Andy Reid likes to run.
Chargers 30, Broncos 23 - Rivers has been playing the best ball of his career these past five weeks, and his best ball is as good as anyone else's this season.
Fifth Down, Week Sixteen
Colts 26, Jaguars 12 - Win. Colts have been keeping the games close until the fourth, and I don't believe that'll change this week. Actual score: Colts 31, Jaguars 24
Cowboys 14, Ravens 9 - Loss. Even though the final score doesn't reflect it, Baltimore's D rose to the occasion in spectacular fashion. Actual score: Ravens 33, Cowboys 24
Bengals 19, Browns 9 - Win. Cincinnatti actually shut out an opponent. Actual score: Bengals 14, Browns 0
Lions 20, Saints 19 - Loss. I think Brees might have read all those predictions--including the one from yours truly--stating that this game would be the one that would keep Detroit from going winless. Actual score: Saints 42, Lions 7
Dolphins 21, Chiefs 19 - Win. Miami's been keeping their games close, too, and I don't believe this week'll be any different. In fact, KC will probably find some way to lose this one in the last two minutes. They've done so at least four times this year already. Actual score: Dolphins 38, Chiefs 31
Patriots 31, Cardinals 17 - Win. I have a feeling that Warner's going to throw a couple of picks more than Cassel, and that we could see a repeat of the Jets/Cardinals game. Actual score: Patriots 47, Cardinals 7
49ers 24, Rams 12 - Win. Samurai Mike's swordsmen have to win this one--and maybe next week's--for him to have a chance at retaiing his job next year. Actual score: 49ers 17, Rams 16
Steelers 14, Titans 13 - Loss. Haynesworth and Vanden Bosch were out, and Tennessee just kept on pushing back the O-line. Tremendous game from their defense. Actual score: Titans 31, Steelers 14
Buccaneers 24, Chargers 13 - Loss. San Diego doesn't have to run with the way Rivers has been playing lately. The lad is on fire. Actual score: Chargers 41, Buccaneers 24
Broncos 21, Bills 12 - Loss. This game, Buffalo decided to let the other team choke. Actual score: Bills 30, Broncos 23
Texans 28, Raiders 6 - Loss. Who knew?. Actual score: Raiders 27, Texans 16
Jets 31, Seahawks 12 - Loss. Hopefully, for Jets fans out there, Farve got the choke game out of his system with this one. Actual score: Seahawks 13, Jets 3
Falcons 24, Vikings 20 - Win. Three words: Pat. Williams. Out. Actual score: Falcons 24, Vikings 17
Eagles 27, Redskins 10 - Loss. Again: who knew? Actual score: Redskins 10, Eagles 3
Panthers 17, Giants 13 - Loss. I've heard numerous people stating that even though they lost, Carolina played a great game in this one. Great game? They gave up over three-hundred-yards rushing! How is that great by any stretch of the imagination? Actual score: Giants 34, Panthers 28
Bears 27, Packers 21 - Win. Orton maid the plays when it mattered. Actual score: Bears 20, Packers 17
Friday, December 26, 2008
The 333 Best Pop Songs of the 2000s: #214
Christmas is over
And we have gotten fat
Please let's now recall the ghosts of Christmas past
J. Geils' singer feels
The passing of the time
Please to hear the sweet soul and his mournful rhymes
Earl Palmer – seminal soul drummer (Professor Longhair, Little Richard, Fats Domino, Ritchie Valens, and oh-so-many others)
Buddy Miles – jazz/fusion drummer
Jeff Healey – blues guitarist
Isaac Hayes - Stax/Volt songwriter; soul singer
Danny Federici – Springsteen keyboardist
Al Wilson – soul singer
Eddy Arnold – country music singer
Jerry Reed - countery music singer/songwriter
Bo Diddley - progenitor of rock and roll/creator of the Bo-Diddley beat
Norman Whitfield – psychedelic soul songwriter & producer
Jimmy Carl Black – Zappa/Captain Beefheart drummer
Mitch Mitchell - phenomenal Hendrix drummer
Eartha Kitt - jazz singer
Richard Wright – keyboardist for Pink Floyd
Edie Adams – Broadway singer
LeRoi Moore – Dave Matthews Band saxophonist
Nathaniel Mayer - soul singer
Danny Dill - songwriter ("Long Black Veil", "Detroit City")
Nick Reynolds - Kingston Trio singer
John Stewart - Kingston Trio singer
Mike Smith - lead singer of the Dave Clark Five
Israel Cachao Lopez – pioneering Cuban bass player, seminal in inventing the mambo
Earle Hagan - composer ("The Andy Griffith Show")
Jerry Wexler - Atlantic records (Aretha Franklin; Led Zeppelin) producer/head honcho
Larry Levine - producer, often worked with Phil Spector
Thursday, December 25, 2008
The 333 Best Pop Songs of the 2000s: #215
The title track from the most controversial album of his career (much more on that--and Earle himself--later in the countdown), Earle takes Nick Lowe's cynicism and tempers it with honest optimism, because peace, love, and understanding are nothing to be sneered at--you have to have some hope. On Christmas day today, the Pope will send to the world over the same message Earle sends here, and though his voice is just as ragged, the Pope just can't hold a tune the way Earle can. So, I'll mirror that sentiment: Peace on Earth, goodwill to men, and keep on rockin' in the sectarian cease-fire world while you can.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
The 333 Best Pop Songs of the 2000s: #216
"Who's Gonna Save My Soul" is an elegy to James Brown and a personal call to action from Cee-Lo to himself. A few years ago--after Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" had hit worldwide--the Godfather of Soul asked Danger Mouse and Cee-Lo (the two members of Gnarls Barkley) to be guests at one of his concerts; however, they were unable to attend, as they had a concert of their own to perform. A couple of months later, Brown died. Cee-Lo sat down and examined the incidents and then peered inside himself, deciding to no longer look to others for inspiration, that he had to depend upon himself. And he doubts. That's what this song's about. But the first several times I heard it (on Gnarls' second LP, released this past March), that's not what I heard. Not exactly.
Then, I didn't know of the James Brown connection; I heard the song as Cee-Lo examining himself and not liking the results of the examination. I heard it as his "Notes from Underground;" a soul/hip-hop Dostoyefskian joint, but with the narrator so distraught--or not distraught enough--that he's lost his sense of humor (as "Notes from Undeground" is nothing if not funny) as well as his sense of direction. I saw Cee-Lo as a modern-day Scrooge at the point when he's just been shown his own grave by the Ghost of Christmas Yet-to-Come. Cee-Lo's looking into his own personal abyss, and he finds he's been greedy and selfish, and wondering if he'll be damned to eternal torment, ready yet scared to die. It's a sobering record; it's not fun; you can't dance to it. It's a cry of despair, one coming straight from the midnight hour. Soul music rarely delves this deep (well, at least not since the heydey of the Four Tops) into introspection. And I understand why--it's a downer. It's depressing. It's harrowing. And it's emotionally intense drama that ranks with the greatest soul records ever produced.
Two questions then--
One: if it's so great, why have I ranked it so low? Answer--because it's Christmastime, and this list will be finished before Christmas rolls 'round next year, and since this is a blog and not a book, relevant timeliness matters.
Two: Other than the (tenuous-at-best) Scrooge allegory, why is this song a Christmas song? Well, I'm a somber and morbid (and at times morose) sort (if not a bit Dickensian in my sentiments), and--I don't know about you--but late on Christmas Eve, after all the presents from Santa have been constructed, arranged, and displayed, I linger upon the night, wondering if I've forgot anything, and this wondering leads to worrying, and the worrying over Christmas gifts leads to pondering over Christmas past, and--though the memories should bring joy--I'm left ruminating over thoughts of my parents, and about how much love they've shown me, and about the multidinous ways I've disappointed, saddened, and angered them over the years; I then think about how in the world would I ever attain the ideal they had imagined me when I was my son's age, about how I've done so much wrong, about how I've underachieved and lived in fear of failure, and about what my son will think of me? Will he be disappointed, too? What would my late maternal grandparents think? I live in their house, and at times--times like these, the witching hours--I can still see the house as it once was, and I can see my grandmother smiling at me like I was the best boy in the world...and I know I'm not that boy...not now, not anymore. Were their expectations too great? Were they unfair?
I wait for an answer. It doesn't arrive. It never does. Just the silence. And the big, colored lights on the tree, the only illumination in the dark house. I stare, and the lights glow, and they daze, and my tired eyes glaze over, and I start to nod, and my head jerks me awake, and I look around, and I'm alone. Is this what it will be like? I listen again for an answer, and again nothing, and I head to bed, and my wife wakes me early, and the children are happy, but a feeling still lingers--as it always has--that what I'm seeing is even more fleeting than it truly is. I try to blink the sleep away, and I'm in that dark room again with the Christmas lights, alone. Only for a moment, though. It's only the Ghost of Christmas Yet-to-Come just brushing me on the shoulder on his way out of my house. He turns and winks at me on the way out the door, though. And then the smiles and cheer return.
Merry Christmas, kiddies. God bless us, everyone.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
The 333 Best Pop Songs of the 2000s: #217
Christmas comes early at the Atomic Blawg this week, as I've listened to your pleading (to the tunes of over one-hundred e-mails and messages a week for the past month) to give you a hint as to at least one song that's in my top forty somewhere. Well, here it is. It's "The Christmas Song" by that Danish duo the Ravonettes (but more about them later on in the chart--much later on). Originally, this record--the best Christmas pop song I've heard in the past ten years--was slated in my top forty (though I won't tell you where), but as a special Christmas bonus, I've decided to let you open just one present early by bumping this one down 175 notches or so, just so that this Christmas, we can all sing and remember the time(s) when the one(s) we loved were not with us when we wanted and missed them the most. This song is for you, and it's for them, and the Raveonettes have covered it for us in the monochromatic wrapping paper that Phil Spector gave them a few years ago, and they tied some reverb in with the sleigh bell bows, and they sing with typical reserve to underscore the lonliness in the lyric, and then they turned out the lights in the house, so that the lights from the Tannenbaum would remind us of the fading stars in our memories where some of our lost loved ones still linger.
So...what are you waiting for? Here's your present? Open it!
Monday, December 22, 2008
The 333 Best Pop Songs of the 2000s: #218
It's a jazz song, it's a torch song, it's a power ballad, it's a girl-group love song, and it's powered by the most powerful, most controlled voice anywhere on the charts: Nicole Atkins's voice. The gal can wail like nobody's business--deep, full-throated alto, forceful enough to shatter glass--and then as quick as you can say "David Lynch," she can bring it back down to a whisper, a sultry vibratto, riding the notes and the scales like Liszt on his keys, with expert pitch and a master thespian's sense of dramatic timing. She counts Angelo Badalamenti and Roy Orbison and Johnny Cash and the Ronnettes as influences, and they all show up here, on this perfect vehicle for Atkins's vocals, and the ghost of Phil Spector shows up, too, with sleigh bells--just in time for the Christmas season, kiddies--and chimes and strings and electric guitar all over the place, and even then, the kitchen sink approach doesn't overwhelm her, her vocals strong and adept enough to overcome whatever her producers throw at her. Crank up the speakers on this one, loud enough to drown out the sound of your own voice as you sing along with her. Heck, you could even go caroling around the neighborhood with this one. I know I'm going to (if my wife lets me).
Friday, December 19, 2008
The 333 Best Pop Songs of the 2000s: #219
The American alt-rock/pop trio The Flaming Lips are renowned (in some circles, for they've never had massive mainstream success) for two recordings: their mid-'90s song "She Don't Use Jelly," and their 2002 album, Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots. Of course, this list concerns records released this decade, so the aforementioned single doesn't qualify. The latter LP, though....no. I think it's a dandy of an album, as not since the Beatles had any band created a pop concept album of any critical (or monetary) significance. It's an important piece of pop, but it's a true album, not just a long-playing collection of randomly-sequenced songs; being an album that works best as a whole, the individual songs that comprise that album don't stand alone very strongly, and I'm not including any in this list for that reason.
The best single song--maybe the only single song--The Flaming Lips have recorded this decade has been the single version of "It Overtakes Me." The album version--from the Lips' At War with the Mystics--logs in at over six minutes, so this mix is a true single in the old-fashioned sense, meaning that (here) the Lips reconfigured an album track for use on the radio (or for other commercial use). By reducing the length of the album track by half, the Lips move the focus of the record from the noodling sound effects at the end to the noodling sound effects within the song proper.
This compression truly enhances the sonic impact of the song, giving the record more bounce, more punch. The effects--and part of the Lips' acclaim come from their use of effects--used are jaw-dropping in their variety: theramin, dive-bombing synths, extreme fuzz, a Darth-Vader-lowering background vocal, a Chipmunk-raising background vocal, a mix-and-scratch turntable, handclaps, and some of which I'm stil not sure the origin, and rarely do any two drop at the same time. The production is--in the best sense of the word--Beatlesque. The insanely catchy, follow-the-bouncing-ball melody's worthy of one McCartney might have composed forty years ago, and the chorus...well, the song's almost all chorus, and it's repeated ad infinitum, but the chunky guitar lines keep the song from being too airy, so--if it doesn't drive you up a wall--you'll be wanting to hear the record again and again and again. And even if it does drive you batsnit crazy, you'll still find the song in your head.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Pigskin Prognostications, Week Sixteen
Colts 26, Jaguars 12 - Colts have been keeping the games close until the fourth, and I don't believe that'll change this week.
Cowboys 14, Ravens 9- Baltimore's coming off their most emotional game of the season, one who's result surely left them emotionally devastated, and considering how mighty their opponent is this week, I'm just not sure if they can muster up enough grit and determination to defeat the Cowboys, 'cause it'll have to be the defense that does so.
Bengals 19, Browns 9- Will I watch this one? Maybe a few snippets, if only to see Shaun Rogers play.
Lions 20, Saints 19 - You know, if ever Detroit is going to get its first win of the season, it would probably be this week, as New Orleans is out of the playoffs, the Lions are playing at home, and they might have gained a slight bit of confidence after playing so well against the Colts last week. No team should ever have to go winless.
Dolphins 21, Chiefs 19 - Miami's been keeping their games close, too, and I don't believe this week'll be any different. In fact, KC will probably find some way to lose this one in the last two minutes. They've done so at least four times this year already.
Patriots 31, Cardinals 17 - I have a feeling that Warner's going to throw a couple of picks more than Cassel, and that we could see a repeat of the Jets/Cardinals game.
49ers 24, Rams 12 - Samurai Mike's swordsmen have to win this one--and maybe next week's--for him to have a chance at retaiing his job next year.
Steelers 14, Titans 13- Like Baltimore, Pittsburgh is probably spent after last week's match. Plus, Tennessee's probably upset about being upset last week. BUT...Albert Haynesworth is out, and Kyle Vanden Bosch is out, and without that D-line force, then I think Pittsburgh's offense will have more room to breathe than they have the last two weeks, and I think that'll be enough.
Buccaneers 24, Chargers 13- The past two weeks, Tampa Bay has been run on for over 350 yards. Luckily for them, San Diego cannot run.
Broncos 21, Bills 12 - Buffalo choked big time last week, and...they might again this week, if they're even up to it. And I don't think they will be.
Texans 28, Raiders 6 - Houston's on fire right now. Oakland's...not.
Jets 31, Seahawks 12 - With the way Seneca Wallace and the Seattle D have been playing, they could trip the Jets; unfortunately, Seattle can't run, and the Jets can, and by the fourth quarter, Wallace'll be forced to pass much more often than he should, and he'll throw a few picks, and then it's Hello Nasty.
Falcons 24, Vikings 20 - Three words: Pat. Williams. Out.
Eagles 27, Redskins 10 - Philly's playing for playoff spot; Washington's playing for their--and their coach's--job. The latter certainly tops the former (as far as motivation goes), but then again, Philly's playing great football now, and Washington's offense has been completely inept for weeks. It won't change this game.
Panthers 17, Giants 13 - Momentum: Carolina's got it; the Giants don't.
Bears 27, Packers 21 - Chicago's playing for a win and hoping for a few key losses by other teams. Green Bay's hoping their defense can bottle up Matt Forte.
The 333 Best Pop Songs of the 2000s: #220
Possibly the strangest song (at least lyrically) on my chart, Philly band Man Man's "Engrish Bwudd" documents the fable-like journey of a protagonist who was stolen as a baby by a seagull (straight from his Mama's hands) that dropped him in the jungle, where he...well, the story only grows stranger, and ultimately, no lesson is taught nor learned, though we do get to hear who taught Man Man what they learned. The band takes its lessons from John Kander, Paul McCartney, Captain Beefheart, Tom Waits, and the oom-pah rhythm of Volkstümliche Musik, and they filter it through the absurd, through Dadaist concepts, through a protagonist made up of equal parts Jonah, Job, Gulliver, and Jim Dandy. It's experimental music for sure, but it's experimental pop music, and Man Man have fashioned a keen melody to ensure that the less musically adventurous can still follow the song and perhaps have their ears and minds open to the possibilities of music that's not primarily designed to sell: in other words, this is art for art's sake, but it's art that's not completely indulgent, as it's makers have too much pop smarts for that.
Though the melody is absurdly catchy, the singer Honus Honus (the other members are named Sergei Sogay, Pow Pow, Critter Cat, and Chang Wang) uses his serrated bellow to assault, landing just this side of obnoxiousness, thus balancing out the sweet with the sour (which means critics can appreciate it, too). The band plays a bevy of instruments here: barrelhouse piano, kazoo, mandolin, tuba or trombone (I can't tell which), theramin (or something that sounds like one), possibly a French horn, and a few other instruments the origin of which I can't quite discern. The arrangement mixes all these disparate elements slightly beneath the main mix of the oom-pah of piano and bass so that the strange instrumentation complements, adding a richness (albeit, a strange one) of sound that'll have you plumbing the song's musical depths again and again just to catch all the different sounds Man Man throws our way.
And then, there's the drumming--it's wild! Pow Pow plays all over the set during the verses, rolling and filling and crashing sporadically, accenting the music, more chaos than control, letting the piano handle the rhythm. It's jazz drumming in spirit (though definitely not in letter), and Pow Pow's sense of abandonment gives the record a manic sense of excitement, that makes this one more than just typical alterntive/indie chamber pop.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
The 333 Best Pop Songs of the 2000s: #221
In every review I've read of their work, The Mars Volta--who are, basically, just the re-christened remains of At the Drive-In--have been described as a progressive rock band (or some variant thereof); what's never mentioned, is that no prog-rock band of the past thirty-five years has had a vocalist with anywhere near the power nor range as the Volta's Cedric Bixler-Zavala; in fact, his banshee-wails are so phenomenal that his vocals come close to overwhelming whatever noise and velocity his backing band--and any band with Omar Rodriguez-Lopez at guitar is a great backing band--may produce. With those vocals, and the Volta's use of electrified power chords, the Mars Volta more closely sounds like Black Sabbath and Led Zeppelin than they do Yes or King Crimson--and they're the better for it.
As much as they venture off into the sci-fi Galaxy of Excessive Noodling and Ephemery, Bixler-Zavala's delivery always bring the songs back to Earth, for as loud and as much as he can scream, Bixler-Savala knows how to connect, knows how to dial it down during the verses, knows how to use breathiness to intimate intimacy. His use of vocal dynamics is expert; he can build to a crescendo like nobody's business, then float back down, seemingly spent. This technique--one that professional public speakers use--can be evidenced (how sloppy a sentence construction was that?!?) in capsule form (as most of the Volta's songs are of epic length) in "The Widow," a song that actually made it to the Billboard Hot 100; how it charted there, I'll never know, for it sounds nothing like any other rock song that charted at the time (which means it didn't sound like as if it were cloned from a Nickelback record).
Not only do we get Bixler-Zavala's rise-and-fall wail all over the record, we also get some cryptic and creepy lyrics, ostensibly about someone who stays up with someone dying from lung cancer--or in a coma--and unable to rid himself of the nightmares caused by whatever strange things happen when the narrator's in the room with the patient. Rodriguez-Lopez's frenetic soloing adds to the paranoic frenzy, as do the spare (but effective) use of strings, and the acoustic strumming during the verses, and some subtle, strange effects used throughout the song, mixed in (and mixed in well) simultaneously with the other instrumentation. There's even a trumpet--played by Flea! It's Pearl Jam's "Jeremy;" it's Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven;" it's all these, but it's scarier, and weirder, and it's got a strange backstory.
In the prepartaion of the album (Frances the Mute) on which this song would appear, sound tech (and one-time member of At the Drive-In) Jeremy Ward found a diary from a car he repossessed, and the diary--and its characters--inspired the creation of all the songs on the album. This song--"The Widow"--was, of course, inspired by one of the characters in that diary, but it was also inspired by Ward himself, as Ward died from a drug overdose in 2003, not long after he had given the band the diary he'd found. So...you've got those undercurrents running through the song, as well as the fact that both Bixler-Zavala and Rodriguez-Lopez vowed never to use opiates again after Ward's death.
Listen to this song, and then ask yourselves, "If this is what the Mars Volta sound like when not influenced [directly] by drugs, I wonder what they sounded like when they were?"
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
The 333 Best Pop Songs of the 2000s: #222
In her sixteen years as a professional recording artist, Tori Amos has had six albums chart in the top ten of the Billboard Top 200 Album charts, one gold albums, two platinum albums, and two multi-platinum albums. She's also never had a Top 40 single hit the chart. What does this mean? That she's an album artist, thank you, that her material is bought by the folks who don't listen to Top 40 radio. Or, it could mean that she's not very pop-smart. Or that she doesn't care to cater to the whims of Top 40 radio. Or all of the above.
It's a rare (though not unique) feat, though, as Tori Amos has never been really an underground artist. From her first album onwards, she's been relatively high-profile, much of the publicity she sought herself (and I don't mean that observation to be a pejorative statement, either). In fact, on her last studio album, she recorded the songs under the narrative guises of five different facets of her personality/of popular conception of women/of mythological Greek goddesses/heroines. I delve into any further detail, for I am a chickensnit, and I fear I may irk and offend some if I offer my true thoughts on Ms. Amos's concepts, one of which--the one I do find intriguing--is the concept Ms. Amos has of herself.
She calls this character/persona Tori, and she writes "Big Wheel" from Tori's perspective (no, really). Here, she addresses and lambasts her critics, her audience, and herself, sometimes all at the same time: it's a sliding narrative point-of-view technique, and that technique is tricky to pull off successfully (pioneered by William Faulkner, and Tom Waits and Bob Dylan and Elvis Costello do it well, but they've had years thirty-plus years experience), as much depends upon expecting the audience to at least subconciously understand the general message.
Often with Amos, this p.o.v. technique doesn't work well, as her lyrics are often obscurant to the point of inscrutability--'cause no current recording artist writes abstract as well as Amos can. Her lyrics often strain for clarity--in fact, they'd work better as poetry*, 'cause Amos isn't known for her way with a hook or a strong melody, and--her first album withstanding--she's never had the raw, stark sound or pop production--nor the aforementioned sense of strong, pop-melodic writing--to make most of her lyrics resonate so that the hidden meaning is brought to the emotional fore.
Sure, Amos sings as if she feels something--she's never been less than dramatic, and that's both a strength and a weakness of hers--but exactly what the feeling means...I've rarely understood it. Amos doesn't marry lyrics to music very well, but I think this is more of a musical failing, which is ironic, 'cause what Amos's talent lies at the piano. She was an early prodigy, was granted a scholarship to a prestigious school for her piano playing, and played the piano bar circuit for years. You'd think she'd be able to roll off memorable melody after memorable melody, much like an American Elton John or a gender-reversed Billy Joel. She's got the chops, but...well, maybe it's that she takes herself too seriously. Or has in the past.
On "Big Wheel," though, she showcases a wicked sense of humor, calling herself a "M.I.L.F./Don't you forget," telling herself "Get off the cross/We need the wood," calling out "Gimme eight/Gimme seven" to the band. This self-satire works in her vocal delivery as well, as she--at times--sings with a sense of freedom, pouring some pouty-mouth pronunciations into some lines, speak-singing others. Perhaps looking at herself from a distance like this, from a satirical perspective, gave her a renewed sense of, I don't know, fun. Maybe. One thing, though: the beat certainly helps. It is--by far--the best pop sound she's ever managed on record. The handclaps; the slide, electric, distorted guitar; the dancing bass, playing and popping on the down beats; her barrelhouse style of piano playing: all seemingly geared toward radioplay.
The record, alas, never got any. Not surprising, considering Amos's track record, but I believe if given a chance--and I can't say this about every record on this countdown--this one could have been top ten. Number one, even--if Kanye had remixed it. Wonder what Amos would think of that? Fifteen years ago, I think I know what the answer would have been, but now...who knows?
NOTE* - Seems the folks at Image Comics thought highly of Amos's lyrics, as they produced a gigantic (sucker weighs fifty pounds easy) tome called in which eighty different artists take the words to Amos's songs and create a graphic story from them. It just came out this year, and the book is called Comic Book Tattoo. In many instances, Amos's lyrics work better graphically in this book than they did as songs. That's not necessarily slamming the songs; the book's just that good (and the artwork is--in most cases--stunning). It'd be a great Christmas present, especially for those who like pretty coffee table books. Don't get one for me, though, as I've already bought one, and it sits right next to the door to my office, and when I'm not reading it, I use it as a home-defense weapon. If anybody tries to break into my house, then they're getting a big helping heap of Tori upside the head. Guaranteed concussion.
Tori Amos Big Wheel
by skinandbones
Monday, December 15, 2008
Fifth Down, Week Fifteen
Saints 27, Bears 21 - Loss. Brees came up a bit short, but he can't play defense, can he? Actual score: Bears 27, Saints 24.
Falcons 21, Buccaneers 20 - Win. Atlanta racked up 175 yards rushing on the Bucs. And there you have it. Actual score: Falcons 13, Buccaneers 10.
Redskins 20, Bengals 10 - Loss. You know, if I'd been paying closer attention to the Redskins' last five games, I would have predicted something like this happening. Their offense is dead. Zorn may be, too. Actual score: Bengals 20, Redskins 13.
Titans 28, Texans 20 - Loss. Andre Johnson--who caught for two-hundred yards this game--is officially the best receiver in football. Actual score: Texans 13, Titans 12.
Packers 31, Jaguars 13 - Loss. Didn't watch this one, but I'm not surpised, as the Packers' D has seem deflated for most of the year. Actual score: Jaguars 20, Packers 16.
Dolphins 14, 49ers 13- Win. You know, if the San Fran allow Samurai Mike to keep coaching next year, this could be a playoff team...and Miami's playing like one. Actual score: Dolphins 14, 49ers 9.
Seahawks 24, Rams 13 - Win. Senaca Wallace--the next big star? Could be. Showed some fire and spunk. Actual score: Seahawks 23, Rams 20.
Jets 30, Bills 9 - Win. The Jets let other teams run on them like this the next two weeks, and they won't make the playoffs. Actual score: Jets 31, Bills 27.
Chargers 35, Chiefs 31 - Win. Philip Rivers had one heckuva game; heck, he's having one heckuva year, especially considering the dismal display of defense the first half of the season, and the completely dormant running game. If the Chargers make the playoffs--they'll have to win their next two, and Denver will have to lose the next two--then I'm starting a petition for Rivers to be MVP. Actual score: Chargers 22, Chiefs 21.
Colts 30, Lions 12 - Win. At one point in the fourth quarter, Detroit had this game tied at 21. How can the Colts hope to win in the playoffs if they continue to let teams stick around like this? Same way they've won the past seven games in a row--let Peyton take control.
Actual score: Colts 31, Lions 21.
Cardinals 27, Vikings 24 - Loss. I tune in about midway thorugh the first quarter, and the Vikings are up 21-0. Goodness. Has Whisenhunt not properly prepared his team? That's ridiculous. Actual score: Vikings 35, Cardinals 14.
Steelers, Ravens - Win. Hah! I forgot to put a score down. I did, though, predict the Steelers to win, and I predicated that predication on Ben R.'s will to win. I was right. One of the best games of the year. Actual score: Steelers 13, Ravens 9.
Panthers 31, Broncos 21 - Win. Steve Smith and DeAngelo Williams took over the game, and the Carolina D--without much effective work from Julius Peppers--stymied Cutler all game long. Actual score: Panthers 30, Broncos 10.
Patriots 17, Raiders 8 - Win. Zip! Zip! Zip! Zip! Four quick touchdowns. Looked like last year's Patriots for the first time. Actual score: Patriots 49, Raiders 26.
Cowboys 24, Giants 21- Win. DeMarcus Ware is having one of the best seasons a defensive player has ever had. They double team him and nick him on third downs, and he still gets sacks. Actual score: Cowboys 20, Giants 8.
Eagles 26, Browns 11 - Win. Whenever Shaun Rogers is out of the line-up (every third play), then the Eagles could do what they wanted to. When he was in, the Eagles could...well, Rogers did make several plays, otherwise this would have been much worse. . Actual score: Eagles 30, Browns 10.
The 333 Best Pop Songs of the 2000s: #223
Made famous by its inclusion/cover in the "It's Cool to Be Teenage and Pregnant" movie Juno, "Anyone Else but You" had been on my radar ever since 2001, when The Moldy Peaches released their (still-to-this-day) only studio LP, 'cause one line from the song--which (though cute and fragile and disheveled as a hangdog puppy) treads familiar low-fi folk ground, paved by Captain Beefheart, Jonathan Richman, Pavement, and the Velvet Underground (whenever drummer Mo Tucker sang)--was inspired by an incident my brother (a booking agent for several indie bands) witnessed and later related to Adam Green and Kimya Dawson. The line: "Shook a little turd out from the bottom of your pants." The incident: my brother was working at a grocery store, and he saw a man--who had been standing in the restroom queue for quite a long time...well, you can finish the rest of the story yourself.
Anyway, it's still a clever little song, and it's lackadaisical attitude and kitchy lyrics are all made wonderful by Dawson's girl-next-door delivery, which masks a talented voice. She's downplaying it here--as she does on most of her songs--but the talent's still detectable, and maybe that's why I find the record so charming: in a song about loving someone despite (or, maybe, because) of one's imperfections, Dawson dials down so that her vocals will complement Green's, and that type of humility is more than just charming--it's comforting and hopeful.
Friday, December 12, 2008
The 333 Best Pop Songs of the 2000s: #224
Love story (that resembles my own, so perhaps I'm a bit biased to the song) that's perhaps an allegory of her love of hip-hop; read it however you want to, but Badu's vocals need no interpretation or inspection, as you can just slide on her smooth tones and her half-jazz, half-slang delivery around the '70s soul groove (with the post-Bitches Brew era keyboard tones), and later fall into the love story of Badu and guest-rapper (and one-time Badu romantic partner) Common, complete with an allusion to Streisand's "The Way We Were." Of course, if those sentiments seem too sweet and sickly, then you probably don't dig love songs in the first place, but you'll still tune in for some prime Baduizism.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Pigskin Prognostications, Week Fifteen
Saints 27, Bears 21 - Brees and Bush beat the Bears on a blustery day in the beltway.
Falcons 21, Buccaneers 20 - Tampa Bay trounced Atlanta the last time they played, but that was way back in week two, and Matt Ryan has considerably improved his game, and after Buc D got ran over by Carolina--and with a short week of preparation (and rest)--I'm not sure if they'll be ready for another steamrolling effort by another great running team.
Redskins 20, Bengals 10 - You know, even though this is just his first year, Zorn quite possibly could lose his job at the end of the season if Washington loses this one. They shouldn't, but they're more beat up than Cincinnatti is, and the Redskins' D has been non-existant the past three weeks, and there's been internal strife, and...oh, shoot, who am I kidding? It's the Bengals!
Titans 28, Texans 20 - Houston has been playing good, solid ball as of late, but I don't think they'll have enough D to stop Tennessee.
Packers 31, Jaguars 13 - Green Bay is pretty much out of the playoffs, but I don't believe that'll stop Rodgers desire to prove that his team didn't make a mistake in choosing him, and I don't think Jacksonville's got the talent or moxie on D to stop Rodgers.
Dolphins 14, 49ers 13- If San Fran were playing this one at home, I'd tilt the game their way...and it still might tilt that way, anyway, as they've been playing inspired football as of late.
Seahawks 24, Rams 13 - Senaca Wallace could be auditioning, ya know?
Jets 30, Bills 9 - The Jets bounce back in a big way this week, as the Bills have been playing sloppy, near-emotionless football.
Chargers 35, Chiefs 31 - San Diego's still holding out hope that Denver will slip up just once, so that the Broncos will only be one game up when the two teams face each other the last week of the season. And since San Diego won the first game....
Colts 30, Lions 12 - This smells like a trap game, but with the playoffs on the line, I don't believe Peyton Manning and Tony Dungy will take their feet off the gas just yet; in fact, I expect them to come out throwing, relentless no-huddling, and not take a breath till their three TDs up.
Cardinals 27, Vikings 24 - This one could very easily lean the other way, 'cause Minnesota's D has been playing great lately, and Arizona can't run the ball, but...who's throwing the ball for the Vikings this week? Uh-huh.
Steelers, Ravens - The top two run-stuffing defenses in the league cancel each other out, and then it's Flacco vs. Big Ben, and I believe--as well as Flacco's been playing--that Big Ben's bravado will see him through to V.
Panthers 31, Broncos 21 - Back when Denver played Atlanta a few weeks ago, I predicted the Falcons would win, and I was wrong, 'cause Denver finally found a running game, and their D crowded the line, forcing the Falcons to pass more than they wanted to. I think they'll use a similar defensive philosphy this week, trying to force Delhomme to beat them, but--as good as Roddy White is--Atlanta didn't have a receiver with the talent of Steve Smith, and...Denver's newly-found star running back is out for the year, so....
Patriots 17, Raiders 8 - Wow...Cassell might not be behind center this week. If that's the case, then Oakland should be favored to win. I know I'd pick 'em. I figure, though, that Cassell'll make it back (his father recently passed away) in time for the game, so this pick is based on that assumption.
Cowboys 24, Giants 21- Yeah, the Giants may have the better team, but the Cowboys--after last week's choke job--will be more motivated than ever this week, and they're playing in Dallas.
Eagles 26, Browns 11 - Eagles are playing the league's best football right now, and the Browns...are not.
The 333 Best Pop Songs of the 2000s: #225
Sure, this record--the one new single from Ice Cube's 2001 greatest hits album--is only a compendium of, uh, Cube's greatest hits, lifts and twists from some of his most famous lines, and it's all braggadocio, and lyrically it's not very inspired, but the Neptunes provide some slinky funk, and they keep it fairly loose, not overwhelming the record, all of which provides Cube room to attack the mike like no other rapper this past decade. Sure, at this late date, especially after Cube has set up shop in Hollywood, the lines don't carry much bite (except for the ones about the cops that act differently toward him now), but Cube's bark is fierce enough to overcome whatevery lyrical weaknesses the record might have. When he's on his game, no other rapper--now or then, Chuck D. included--can forcefully and convincingly attack the mike the way Cube can. He spits, full-throat, and he never backs down. His righteous anger and spite and confidence seethes like no front man--no matter the genre--since Johnny Rotten thirty years ago. Cube's force of will holds sway to no one, and he proves it again on this record.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Fifth Down, Week Fourteen
Chargers 24, Raiders 13 - Win. The Chargers played with a short field most of the game, and they have the anemic Raider offense to thank for that. Actual score: Chargers 34, Raiders 7
Bears 27, Jaguars 13 - Win. What's happened to David Garrard? His offensive line--hurt. His receivers--ineffective. Remember when this happened to Peyton Manning, when his line was hurt and his receivers were down? Yeah, I do, too, and Manning played much better than Garrard is playing now. Actual score: Bears 23, Jaguars 10
Vikings 24, Lions 10 - Win. The Lions keep improving, and they keep losing. It's amazing. I've heard all the talk about them possibly going 0-17, the first team to do so, but--is this team as bad as the '80 Saints? No. I remember watching the 'Aints. As bad the inaugural Bucs? Nope. They might be written as the worst ever, though, if they can't translate their improved play into wins. And no, I don't have the answer either, not with their defensive personnel. Actual score: Vikings 20, Lions 16
Falcons 28, Saints 27 - Loss. I knew it'd be close. Fun game. Wish someone had played defense for either team, though. Actual score: Saints 29, Falcons 25
Giants 27, Eagles 18 - Loss. Wow! Burress was actually missed during the game. Did you see Hixon drop that pass? Right in his hands. Sure touchdown. Would have made the difference in the game. Might have made the difference. Dunno. McNabb and Westbrook looked they could've made up that score anytime they wanted to. Actual score: Eagles 20, Giants 14
Colts 31, Bengals 12 - Win. Colts have won six in a row, and they've got a strong chance--a very strong chance--to go to the Super Bowl this year. Actual score: Colts 35, Bengals 3
Packers 24, Texans 21- Loss. Matt Schaub played the game of his life in a game that didn't mattter--well, to anyone but him, his teammates, and his owner. Actual score: Texans 24, Packers 21
Titans 30, Browns 3- Win. Considering his opposition, Dorsey didn't play that poorly. His receivers sure didn't help, though. Actual score: Titans 28, Browns 9
Jets 22, 49ers 10- Loss. You know, the 49ers may just win out and finish at 8-8. They're playing as solid a game as any team out there. Actual score: 49ers 24, Jets 14
Patriots 27, Seahawks 13 - Win. Seneca Wallace looked fantastic, like he's finally grown accustomed to the speed and finally acclimated himself well with his receivers. Too bad about that fumble, though. Actual score:Patriots 24, Seahawks 21
Broncos 34, Chiefs 20- Win. Another Denver RB injured as Hillis is gone for the year. Can the Broncos keep winning with such a depleted offensive backfield? As long as their defense has been playing attack the way they have the past two weeks, they can. Actual score: Broncos 24, Chiefs 17
Miami 17, Buffalo 9 - Win. Playing a home game...in Toronto? Where it's warm? With no offense? Actual score: Dolphins 16, Bills 3
Cardinals 31, Rams 10- Win. Warner's putting on a show much like he did during his Super Bowl days. Question is, can he win in the playoffs without a running game? Maybe. Actual score: Cardinals 34, Rams 10
Steelers 24, Cowboys 20- Win. Choke. Actual score: Steelers 20, Cowboys 13
Ravens 21, Redskins 14 - Loss. Even if Clinton Portis had played, the outcome would have remained the same. Actual score: Ravens 24, Redskins 10
Tampa Bay 20, Carolina 18- Loss. Like Chuck Berry sang, it just goes to show you never can tell: first meeting between these two, Carolina had fewer than ninety yards rushing. This game: 299. Go figure. Actual score: Panthers 38, Buccaneers 23.
The 333 Best Pop Songs of the 2000s: #226
Sharon Jones--born in Georgia, raised in New York--spent her Sundays singing gospel in the church, but listening to this song, we can guess how she spent her Saturday nights...and the toll they spent on her. It took Jones forty years before she began to sing professionally, but listening to this record, you can tell she's got enough experience in heartbreak to make up for all those years when she should have been putting her soul on record. Sounding like a world-weary Etta James, Sharon Jones offers a bit of apocryphl wisdom to other women regarding her own interpretation of how, as Stephen King said, a man's heart is stonier. Then, halfway through the record, Jones invokes the ghost of Elvis (who, after a few bars of slow blues in the Sun Studios' song "Milkcow Blues Boogie," told Scotty and Bill, "Hold it fellas!/That don't move./Let's get real, real gone for a change," and then quadrupled the time signature, thereby helping to create rock and roll) by stopping the song cold, telling her impeccable band The Dap-Kings to "Wait a minute!/ Baby, I need to slow it down a little./Take my time." Jones then transforms the record from a mid-tempo soul joint in 4/4 to a slow 12-bar blues, complete with haunting, gospel-like background vocals, all-the-while witnessing, going from soul to blues to gospel, changing from the general to the specific in order to make the message universal, and that's no easy task. The song's a cautionary tale not only to women, but also to men, who--if they listen closely--might see a sliver of themselves, enough to shame them--Jones's Marley to our Scrooge--into watching how they behave, lest their inamoratae give up the ghost.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
The 333 Best Pop Songs of the 2000s: #227
We go from an upstart singer with a record full of regret and the willingness to admit failure that could have been a country-music hit forty years ago, to a once-upstart singer with a record full of regret and the willingness to admit failure that doesn't sound dissimilar to country-music hits he made forty years ago. Both songs share the same lonesome, honest, self-revealing lyrical theme, and both don appropriately forlorn music, but Hag's got the much better voice, so we'll notch the venerable one's record one place higher than the punk's, and I think--considering the fantastic county music Haggard's made throughout his career, steadily producing quality song after quality song, even through his multiple albums this decade--that maybe Hank would have wanted it this way.