Friday, May 22, 2009

The Best Songs of the 2000s: #109

#109: "Penny & Me (Live Acoustic)" (2004) - Hanson

Well, the missus and I never used to put the pedal to the ground, and we never closed our eyes and pretended to fly, but we did use to love to ride around with the windows down (yeah, it's generic, but that doesn't mean it's not great), drinking cappucino, music almost blaring (until I was told to turn it down), and sometimes we'd listen to Hanson and their wonderfully chipper and full California harmonies, their upbeat tone, their just-this-side of bubblegum marriage of pop and rock. You know what? We still do. Or at least I still do. Sometimes. Taylor Hanson can still bring the soul and sing the lights out of anything, and the brothers' sense of melody and harmony and light rhythm is as impeccable as ever, and in this one, they ride that strumming acoustic guitar into the sunset, around it, and back home again. They mention my wife's name in the title, too, and as for Penny songs, this one's much better than Lionel Richie's "Penny Lover" (and slightly better than Moe Bandy's "I Love You Penny"), and guess what...tomorrow marks eleven years of wedded...uh...marriage.
Happy Anniversary, Foot Foot! This one's for you!

Thursday, May 21, 2009

The 333 Best Pop Songs of the 2000s: #110

#110: "A Kiss at the End of the Rainbow" (2003) - Mitch & Mickey

When Mitch Cohen and Mickey Devlin performed their seminal hit "A Kiss at the End of the Rainbow" on Lee Aikman's Folk Hour on CBS on August 23, 1966, my mother and father were sitting at their respective houses hearing a song that--unbeknownst to them--would soon lead them to their own precious little pot of gold. My mother wasn't a huge fan of folk music, but she liked the more pop outings of Ian & Sylvia almost as much as she did Paul & Paula, so she'd tune in just in case anyone was singing a catchy little ditty. My father abhored folk music,* but he tuned in because his blue-eyed soul band's keyboard player Andy Mobandy had just returned from a trip to San Francisco, where he'd heard a punk rock group he loved, the Golliwogs, and he heard that three members** of the Golliwogs would be playing on the show with a black guy named Jimi who--though he had actually played soul music and was starting to incorporate some weird San Francisco-rock music--looked like a folk singer (or, at least, looked like he had Bob Dylan's hair do), and Andy had encouraged all his bandmates to check out the show.

My dad watched the entire show, and to his consternation, Jimi & the Golliwogs never performed.*** He and his buddies were talking about the show the next day at school, and my mom overheard them. She told them that she had watched Lee Aikman's Folk Hour too, and that she thought the song was sweet. My dad and his friends were aghast. They thought the song was garbage. Knights? Maidens? Fairy Tales? Kiddie music! Where was the groove? Where was the soul? Where was the truth? The honesty? The throb? The pulse?

My mother held out her hand, and she asked my father (who was the most outspoken of the group) that if he took her hand with his, and he felt the underside of her wrist, what he would find. My father, looking around to make sure he was heard, said, "The pathway to your heart, o princess." His friends laughed. He did, too. He started to grab her hand, and she pulled it back.

She told him, "No, what you would find would be what you were looking for in that music last night: a pulse." His friends oohed and chortled. My mother extended her arm again, but this time, she kept it closer to her. She then addressed all of them.

"But you'll never find it, you'll never hear it, you'll never notice it if you're too busy baying like simple-minded sheep. To truly catch the pulse of something live, you must focus, turn on, tune in, and listen for it." She then pressed the first two fingers of her left hand against her right wrist and closed her eyes. "You must be attentive. Only then can you hear it. Only then can you feel it."

She paused, three seconds, and she opened her eyes. "There. I know my pulse. I know it's there. I've felt it. I know it. Now," she then looked at my dad, "let me feel yours." She grabbed his right arm and pressed her fingers to his wrist. She closed her eyes. She, he, his friends were silent. Three seconds. Five seconds. Six seconds.

"There it is," she said, and she dropped his wrist. "I wasn't sure at first because I was listening for my pulse, but I didn't find it. I did, however, find one that beat much more rapidly than mine. It was different, but it was still there. I just had to stop listening for something in particular so that I could hear what was already there to begin with." She took a step or two away down the hall, and then turned her head and said, "Know what I mean?"

Two weeks later, my dad and my mom went on their first date. Three years later, they eloped. Two years after that wedding date, they named their first born after their friend who, for all unintentional purposes, introduced them to one another as man and wife. The day my mother came home from the hospital, she gave my father a cross-stitched picture she'd been working on for weeks, a picture that read, "Pulse Of a Pot of Gold" (those emboldened letters were each capitalized in extra-large stitches at the beginnings of the three lines). The picture, framed, is still at my parents' house, above portraits of me, my brother, and the family dog.

Mitch's and Mickey's pot of gold tarnished, though, only eight short years after their debut album Meet Mitch and Mickey. Mitch struck out--in both senses of that phrase--solo, releasing three critically-panned albums in a row, each more commercially unsuccessful than the previous one. The albums Cry for Help, Songs from a Dark Place, and Calling It Quits were each self-indulgent, insular, stark, gloomy, and paranoid. Both lyrically and musically, each album deliberately contradicted the bright and hopeful tone of the Mitch and Mickey records. Gone were the major-chord melodies and the lush romanticism and the optimistic outlook and the righteous yearning, all to be replaced with doom-laden tracks full of minor-chords, single-string strumming, droning bass notes, and repetitive singing**** about topics such as murder, suicide, hatred, self-loathing, and the yearning for a drink of water. Even after the atypical, non-conventional pop-rock music of the Velvet Underground and the Plastic Ono Band, Mitch Cohen's three mid-seventies' albums struck a nerve with audiences, and the audiences didn't like their nerves struck. After three such strikes, Mitch Cohen struck out.

In 1976, after hearing of the success his pop-music contemporaries Brian Wilson and Roky Erickson had had with institutionalism,***** Mitch Cohen decided to admit himself to an asylum. He stayed there for over twenty-five years. Albums produced: none. Songs written: none. Chart success: none. Critical re-evaluation of his canon of recorded music: none. Egg-salad sandwiches eaten: over 28,000. Cohen did write poetry, though, sometimes thousands of lines per day. Unfortunately, Cohen wasn't allowed to use a typical writing utensil******, so his only writing recourse was a crayon, and his only tablet his hand*******, so Cohen's entire artistic output from this period has since been scrubbed down the sink.

It's all a wash anyway. In 2003, Cohen was released from the asylum******** in order to participate in the "Ode to Irving" tribute show.********* At the live show in the Town Hall, Mitch performed with Mickey for the first time in almost thirty years. They sang "When You're Next to Me," "Killington Hill,********** "One More Time***********," "The Ballad of Bobby and June," and, their closer, "The Kiss at the End of the Rainbow." That last song was the showstopper, bringing forth vocal and emotional nuances in both Mitch and Mickey that were absent in the original recorded version (as well as the version on Lee Atkinson's Folk Hour).

After that highly-regarded performance, Mitch and Mickey were rushed into the studio the next day by once-defunct (but now publicly-traded) record company Folktone Records to record the song again, in hopes of capitalizing on the success of the "Ode to Irving" show. In fact, the duo recorded several tracks--none new--and Folktone hoped to convince the two to record an entire album's worth, and Cohen agreed, but he told the executives that he left his material in his room at the institution. He then hastily returned to the asylum. He has yet to re-emerge.

This re-recording of "A Kiss at the End of the Rainbow," however, did emerge, and it sold substantially well online and received limited amounts of airplay.************ Of course, this recording doesn't have the visual--from the Irving show--of Mickey's hope and heartbreak, which truly imparts how important dreams and fantasy are to those of us whose lives have carried more disappointments than they should, but Mickey's vocals are sweet yet forlorn enough for us to imagine the loss she's lived with and the brighter day she hopes may someday yet arrive. Mitch's vocals on the record? Steady. They're the pulse that allows Mickey to invest herself attentively in the song. His rhythmic throb allows her to coo and frill. She can sing upfront because he's coming at her from behind, and they climax together.

With an autoharp.



NOTES

*Still does, too.

**The fourth member, John Fogerty, had just been drafted, and so he immediately signed up with the Air Guard, and he was away on basic training at the time.

***Concert promoter Bill Graham landed Jimi and the Golliwogs the gig, but Bill forgot to book the flight.

****How repetitive? Mitch Cohen's last solo album contains a song called, "Why?" in which the sole lyric is the word why chanted in monotone over an out-of-tune, singularly plucked E-string. No steady rhythm is found in that song, and it drones on for seven minutes.

*****Mitch thought Institutionalism a form of music or art, like Psychedelica or Cubism.

******Quite possibly the inspiration behind this institutional dictum was Cohen's song from Songs from a Dark Place, "A Hard Pencil Lead's Gonna Fall Right in Mary's Eye (so Mary Won't Be Able to Weep No More)."

*******Roky Erickson once visited Mitch in the asylum, and Erickson convinced Mitch that the trees were actually aliens who were able to watch people from the outside (as trees) and from the inside (as paper). It took a decade to convince Mitch that Erickson's belief was fallible.

********He was never actully incarcerated there. He stayed--the entire twenty-six-plus years--voluntarily.

*********Irving Steinbloom was an influential folk-music producer.

**********"Killington Hill" is a song about rape, murder, and naps, and is the only early sign of Cohen's future musical path.

***********Daft Punk would later cover--and strikingly alter--Mitch & Mickey's "One More Time."

************Folktone Records had more success with this new version of "A Kiss at the End of the Rainbow" because of the mp3 format. The CD copies of the "Ode to Irving" album sold fewer than one-hundred copies--primarily because word spread that one would have to punch a hole in the middle of the Folktone CD for it to play on many--but not all--CD players. The CD is now a collector's item on eBay, and it has garnered bids of over ten-thousand dollars.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The 333 Best Pop Songs of the 2000s: #111

#111: "A Case of You" (2007) - Prince
Kiss. Elton John. Journey. Billy Joel. Bruce Springsteen. Motley Crue. Guns N' Roses. Michael Jackson. Those were my favorite recording artists when I was in late elementary and later high school. I can't say I admire all of their records anymore (except for Springsteen), but for years I did. One topped 'em all, though, and that was Prince. Prince could play rock, funk, soul, and pop with the best of 'em, and his best always topped everyone else's from his heyday. I believed that then, and I still believe it now. Considering how much I loved his music, it's funny--and sad--that of all the records he's released this past decade, he's not only going to have only one make the charts, but that one isn't one he wrote himself.

This one's a cover of a Joni Mitchell song. Theoretically, this mishmash seems odd, but it works oh so well for quite a few reasons. For one, Prince is a self-avowed Joni Mitchell fan (he regurly lists Mitchell's "Help Me" as his all-time favorite song). Second, Prince is highly-capable of writing and performing subtle, piano-driven love/soul songs (and, no, "Purple Rain" doesn't count--that's a metal ballad if there was one). Finally, Joni Mitchell's written many a fine soul song herself, though Mitchell didn't always have the best accompaniment, nor did she usually arrange her songs as typical love/soul songs; nevertheless, that soul-song structure--as well as Mitchell's voice quality and timbre--are present in many of her songs, and maybe only another musical genius could not only see the soul within the songs, but also record one of them as a love/soul song as well, as if to say, "See"?

Prince's version tops Mitchell's for two reasons: 1). he sings in falsetto, so he obscures the bad poetry that lies in some of the verses, and 2). his drummer adds the backbeat/rim-shot combination that---mixed with the exquisite piano work here--makes explicit not only the soul vibe (which was just implied in the original), but also adds the sway, the roll, to the pretty piano, making the record romantic, danceable, and a bit sad and lonely--all of which are ingredients in the best soul ballads, of which this is one.

All hail. The Prince is gone, but he's not forgotten.



no video 'cause prince wouldn't want it that way...

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The 333 Best Pop Songs of the 2000s: #112

#112: "1234" (2007) - Feist

I'm a senior class sponsor at my high school, and I teach five classes of senior English, so when all those guys and gals--that I've spent five days a week with for the past ten months, and some I've even taught for three years--graduate this Friday night, I'm going to be watching people I know almost as well as I know my close friends walk across that stage, wearing proudly their maroon caps and gowns, to grab that diploma cover and come back to their seats only to then throw their maroon caps high up in the air and walk to a breakout room and take off their gown and hug their family, and most of them will disappear from my life forever.

I'll try and congratulate the ones I see, and the response I'll get will be a smile and a nod. They won't say thank you. They won't say goodbye. I've listened to their worries and fears, I've seen them cry, I've consoled, I've offered praise and encouragement, I've written letters of recommendation, I've given them second and third and fourth chances at learning and passing, I've ignored countless curses and shows of disrespect and public displays of affection, and I've made sure they've enrolled in college.

You know how I'll feel when they walk out that breakout room with real diploma finally in hand, smiling 'cause they never have to see me again? Elated! I'll be almost as ready to be away from them as they are of me. If I shed a tear, it'll be because I'll have to pack up the caps and gowns that I'll later have to take back to the school--after all the other teachers are through for the year--while everyone else is enjoying the smorgasboard of culinary delights laid out for them in the convention center. They'll be smiling and eating, and I'll be sweating.

I'll be glad, though. I'll be tired, but I'll be relieved. If I had the energy at the time (and I won't), then I'd go out with my pal Foot Foot and cut a rug somewhere.

Why so happy? Is it because I hate these kids? No, I love many of them. I've been close friends with a handful. I've a few who discussed NFL football with me every Monday and college football with me every Friday. I've a couple/three with whom I discussed drumming and rock music. I've a select few who talked religion and politics with me on an honest and deep level. Heck, they've all listened intently to my ghost stories, and they've all laughed at at least half of my jokes. Why would I be so keen to rid myself of people like this, people who think I'm pretty cool and a halfway decent fellow?

They're teenagers, that's why.

The teenage mind is literally configured differently than adult minds. Teenagers make stupid decisions because they're teenagers. It's not just some old adage, some truism; it's a scientific fact.

Oh, some of the mistakes they make, and oh, some of the choices they, uh, choose. Why oh why didn't you sign up before the deadline? Why oh why do you still date that guy? Why oh why didn't you tell your mother where you were going? Why oh why didn't you verify the truth before you hit her? Why oh why didn't you set your alarm clock so that you wouldn't miss the ACT? Why oh why didn't you give your boyfriend's switchblade (that you confiscated from him for fear of what he'd do with it) to your teacher or principal as soon as you got to school that day? Why oh why oh why oh why?

Too much drama is the reason I'm glad I don't have to see these friends** of mine ever again. They break my heart. They remind me of the stupid decisions I used to make. Their geekiness reminds me of my geekiness. Their failed attempts at romance remind me of mine. All in all, they remind me of high school.*

I didn't like high school very much. Now, I had some great friends, and the last three years of high school were much better than the first three, but I look back upon those days with very little fondness. In fact, I believe I've only gone back inside that building twice: once was when I substitued before I began teaching fulltime, and the second was for a job interview to teach fulltime (mercy, what was I thinking, teaching at a place I--more often than not--loathed) before I began teaching fulltime. I don't care to ever go back again.

I do, though--figuratively. Not as often as I used to (as my years away have, thankfully, now grown greater than my years there), but still, every year, just about every week, I'm reminded of me being a teenager, and I don't like to be reminded of that. I didn't know who I was then; I didn't have a clue. I, therefore, wasn't confident.

I know who I am now, and I (for the most part) like who I am. I like being a father and a husband and a goofy yet demanding teacher and a son and a DJ and a drummer. I'm all, and I contain multitudes, and I've a separate place for each one, and I can put them all together seamlessly. I know who I am.

From August to May, though, the further the school year marches, the more and more I'm reminded of a time when I didn't, and the more and more I'm ready for those memories to walk out that door with the graduates. I'm ready to toss them into the air, and I'm ready to celebrate.

What in the world does all this have to do with Feist's "1234"? She feels the same way. She's matured, and she's talking to someone who hasn't yet, to someone who's having a difficult time relinquishing from her teenage hopes. She speaks of not being able to go back, of the fruitlessness of it, of the stupidity of the drama, of celebrating who you are now.

She's feeling some of those nostalgiac fears and worries, too, but she recognizes that fact, and with that recognition comes freedom. With that freedom, comes jubilant celebration, and that feeling of unbridled joy, of personal independence from the past, of relishing the individual, builds and builds throughout the song. "1234" starts with simple banjo plucking and softly-sung vocals, but it climaxes with the most exhuberant commemoration of any folk-pop song in the history of folk-pop songs, with Feist's sandpaper whispery wisps in that follow-the-bouncing-ball melody grown into a full-blown and full-throated yawp of unadulterated happiness that seemingly lasts forever, the Penny Lane trumpets blaring, the barrelhouse piano rolling and tumbling, the drummer marching across the snare, the confetti flying, the caps in the air, the parents applauding, the cameras flashing, and then, right before the end, she dials it all back to next-to-nothing, the graduates out of the room, while she and the rest of the senior sponsors sit and quietly much on the remaining scraps of chicken tenders and pineapple, the party going on without them.

They're much the better for it. All of them.

It's all pomp and circumstance anyway.


NOTES

*Don't say it. I know.

**In all honesty--and, just so you know, I hate being all honest--I will miss a few of them. Overall, I enjoyed teaching this year's class better than any since, oh, 2001. I didn't have to turn in any behavior referrals this year. I wrote a handful, but thankfully the offending students seeing my writing of the referrals was enough of a deterrent to cause them to behave better. I felt myself with these kids this year and often I felt like I was almost communicating with adults. Sometimes--with a few of these students--I was, these few individuals (and they know who they are) had maturity and intelligence levels easily the match for a good number of the people with whom I normally come in contact.

For those few students whom I've come to closely befriend: don't be a stranger. Drop by the house sometime. I promise not to make you write (though Foot Foot will make you watch the slide show of family photos--just a warning).

Monday, May 18, 2009

The 333 Best Pop Songs of the 2000s: #113

#113: "The Sweet Escape" (2006) - Gwen Stefani

It's summertime! It's official! That being so, what better way to start the season than this past decade's official summertime singles queen, Gwen Stefani.

The Madonna of the new millenium, Stefani's best solo track* begins with some Bahamian guitar and the catchiest "Whoo-oo" of the decade, making the song immediately catchy. By the second round of "Whoo-oo"s, it becomes nigh-impossible not to smile. Just try singing along. The beginning of the song is guaranteed to make you grin one way or another. The rest of the track is just as likeable and fun and fluffy and bright and chirpy and cheerful, as it waves and sways better than any faux reggae Blondie ever performed.

Gwen's singing, though, if taken in snatches, is just as positive and optimistic, as she sounds as if she's updating Madonna's "True Blue" for the new age, eschewing with that song's girl-group pastiche and instilling instead her own Caribbean-flavored pop.

Ah, summer....I wish it was here.

Sadly, it's not.

Not yet.

We teachers and students still have a week to go, and we've so much to do this week, more in these upcoming five days than in any five months of the rest of the year. So much stress and headache and paperwork and bother to come, the only way to stay sane is to take a mental trip to a peaceful place. We need a fantasy.

That's what Gwen gives us. Not just in the sound, but in the lyrics, too: Stefani's song isn't about creating a sweet relationship with her boo. No, it's not. The song's about her wish to do so. See...she can't do it. They don't have a relationship anymore. They don't have a future together. Really. The entire song is the protagonist's fantasy of wishing to have a perfect romantic utopia. The song is titled thusly because the the protagonist can't have the life she wants, so she needs to create her own world, a world in which she doesn't defeat herself.

This bittersweet undercurrent I didn't catch until about the fiftieth time I heard the song. I don't know why I never noticed it before, as the sadness colors Stefani's vocals throughout the chorus. Sure, the verses are all shiny happy people, but then there's a definite come-down in tone from verse to chorus. She sounds almost defeated, as if this fantasy, this escape, was the only thing anchoring her, her fantasy creating the only reality in which she can survive.

We teachers--especially this last week of school--understand this concept all too well. It's not summer yet, and we can't make it that way, but what if we could? Stefani offers us the closest chance we'll get at it this week.




NOTES

*I must confess that though I love Stefani's vocals on "Hollaback Girl," I don't like the music. It's too skeletal throughout the song. Whenever Stefani sings, the music's perfect, as--thematically--it matches her lyrics, but when she's not singing, I quickly grow impatient because the music offers no support at all. It might as well be acappella during the down time the music's so anemic. Just for the weird cheer of "bananas" at the end, I almost included it. Couldn't get into--or past--the music (or lack thereof) though.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

The Tournament of Metal: Round 3, Bracket 5

The all-important third round is now upon us, as the top 94 songs battle it out, and this time, there's not a stinker among them. This week, we have 50 songs, with bands A-L competing; next week, we'll have 44 songs, with bands M-W duking it out. That'll give us--in three weeks--47 songs remaining, and then we'll add the five losing songs with the most votes from those two weeks' worth of battles, and we'll have a total of 52. We halve that the next week to 26, then we halve that, and we'll have the Top 13 Metal Songs of the Metal Era, 1980-1992 (a thirteen-year era).


The tournament will then take a week-long breather, as we spotlight two metal songs a day (and one on the last day), detailing why these songs are so important to not only the world of heavy metal, but to the world of popular music, the culture thereof, and the total impact of these songs upon society as a whole and us as individuals.


Make sure and check back every Sunday night, you headbangers, as we watch how the Tournament of Metal evolves and revolves, culminating in the winning song announced during the last week of July.


Now...on with the countdown....

This past week, the following metal acts left us:

  • Saigon Kick
  • Saxon
  • Slayer
  • TNT
  • Tora Tora
  • Trixter
  • Vinnie Vincent Invasion
  • W.A.S.P.
  • XYZ
  • Y&T
  • Zebra
while the following headbangers soldier on, and we'll see them again in two more weeks:
  • Queensryche
  • Scorpions
  • Skid Row
  • Slaughter
  • Steelheart
  • Stryper
  • Tesla
  • Twisted Sister
  • Van Halen
  • Warrant
  • White Lion
  • Whitesnake
Anyway, exact results of this past week's intra-band battles:

3 Queensryche’s “Eyes of a Stranger” v. Y&T’s “Summertime Girls” 1
1 Saigon Kick’s “Love Is on the Way” v. Styper’s “To Hell with the Devil” 2
0 Saxon’s “Denim & Leather” v. Van Halen’s “Everybody Wants Some” 5
5 Scorpions’ “Rock You Like a Hurricane"
v. Tora Tora’s “Phantom Rider” 0
4 Scorpion’s “Wind of Change” v. Winger’s “Miles Away” 1
5 Skid Row’s “I Remember You” v. Zebra’s “Tell Me What You Want” 0
3 Skid Row’s “18 and Life” v. Winger’s “Headed for a Heartbreak” 1
4 Skid Row’s “Youth Gone Wild” v. W.A.S.P.’s “Wild Child” 0
4 Slaughter’s “Fly to the Angels” v. Slayer’s “Angel of Death” 1
3 Steelheart’s “I’ll Never Let You Go” v. Van Halen’s “Unchained” 1
3 Tesla’s “Signs” v. Whitesnake’s “Still of the Night” 3 *
3 Tesla’s “Little Suzi”
v. Vixen’s “Edge of a Broken Heart” 2
3 Tesla’s “Love Song” v. Van Halen’s “When It’s Love” 2
1 TNT’s “10,000 Lovers (in One)” v. Van Halen’s “Panama” 3
1 Trixter’s “Give It to Me Good v. Van Halen’s “Jump” 3
4 Twisted Sister’s “We’re Not Gonna Take It” v. Van Halen’s “(Oh) Pretty Woman” 1
2 Twisted Sister’s “I Wanna Rock” v. Warrant’s “Cherry Pie” 3
2 Van Halen ‘s “Feels So Good” v. Warrant’s “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” 3
4 Van Halen’s “Hot for Teacher”
v. Vinnie Vincent Invasion’s “Boys Are Gonna Rock” 0
3 Warrant’s “Heaven” v. Whitesnake’s “Is This Love” 1
5 Whitesnake’s “Here I Go Again” v. XYZ’s “Inside Out” 0
5 White Lion’s “Wait” v. White Lion’s “When the Children Cry” 0

*Whitesnake's "Still of the Night" wins this tiebreaker based on the fact that my son liked that title better than he did "Signs."